Little Toasters Unite
(Source: spiritualboner, via jakeforjesus)
FUCK DA POLEEZ
Why, yes, thank you, I’d love very much to fuck you Officer Malik x
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Religious right, you’re moving to canada if obama gets reelected?
I want to move to Canada.
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Harry this is the prettiest face you have ever made
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*PLEASE READ WITH YOUR PARENTS PERMISSION*
other words to say instead of Curses:
1. “fuck” - “frick”
2. “shit” - “crud”
3. “asshole” - “b-hole”
4. “penis” - “wimple”
5. “boner” - “a Father bulge”
6. “queef” - “Mother’s wind”
7. “anal scrape” - “Spong Bob”
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I suppose this used to happen quite often
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