givin up tumblr fo lent dont unfollow me, see u on 4/20 nerds <3

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melanie-braus:

being called cute all the time but ur still single

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unclefather:

my mom said “what is a twink” really loudly at the table in the olive garden 

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seaweedick:

walk up in da club like “mom said u have to come home”

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surlylock:

*KICKS UR DOOR DOWN*

*THRUSTS A SOFT BLANKET AND A CUP OF HOT CHOCOLATE INTO UR HANDS*

[SCREAMING] I CARE ABOUT YOU A LOT AND I HOPE YOU FIND PEACE AND HAPPINESS IN LIFE

*BEATS UP ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE*

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plystation:

when ur doing a class presentation as a group and ur waiting for ur turn to talk

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iamaneggplant:

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One of the BEST YouTube comments

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